JedJed is the protagonist of Juicy Acres. He is equal parts Ego and SuperEgo - striving for perfection but all too aware of his own shortcomings. Jed is sometimes neurotic, but always nerdy. He's an office drone with dreams of worming his way into MENSA.
NimrodNimrod was named after somebody in the Bible. One of those "begot" names in the Old Testament. His parents honestly don't remember. Nimrod has been Jed's friend his entire life, and is pure Id. He's actually much smarter than Jed is, but you'd never know it. Nimrod is a junior professor at the local university.
GillianA young Irish woman with a fierce temper who lives next door to Jed and Nimrod. Gillian is Jed's not-girlfriend, and she is painfully aware of his crush on her. Gillian is a full-figured woman who has no body consciousness whatsoever, which makes her almost excessively confident. Gillian is a student at the local university.
Demetri RomanovA professor at the local university. Wants tenure. Is continually denied. Hates everyone.
Cai LinThe girlfriend of Professor Demetri Romanov. Cai is blind, but generally requires little assistance in her day-to-day activities. As angry and terrifying as Demetri is, Cai is much more so, and clearly wears the pants in this relationship.
PeltA rejected Pokemon concept that appears as a glitch in Jed and Nimrod's videogames. He swears, smokes, and gives perpetually awful advice from the television set.
Lucrecia HolmesJed's psychiatrist. Jed causes her quite a few headaches, but she has a somewhat secret and unprofessional crush on him.