Nimrod: Hey, Daredevil! I see you still have a healthy rack!
Cai: I don't see you leaving with that hand in tact if you touch me.
Nimrod: Fair enough.
Cai: Jed, why do you bother spending time with my husband's worst lackey in the past fifteen years?
Jed: I genuinely have nothing better to do.
Cai: Fair enough.
Frame 2 - Gillian suddenly walks in, looking annoyed. Jed seems elated.
Gillian: So Dr. Romanov got locked up before he could grade my last paper. I worked really hard on it. I may kill him.
Cai: Get in line.
Jed: H-hey, Gillian!
Gillian: Hey, Jed...Nimrod. Didn't see you guys.
Nimrod: What, no kiss? I'm hurt, Pookie.
Gillian & Cai: Not yet, you aren't.
Frame 3 - Demetri Romanov is fuming in a cell, listening to everybody outside. Dr. Lucrecia Holmes stands outside, jotting something down on her pad.
Jed (off-screen): Wow, it's so convenient that we've all been able to gather in this one place! I feel like we should commemorate the occasion by going out to eat!
Nimrod (off-screen): And by "We" he means just him and Gillian.
Jed: Ha ha! My soon-to-be-deceased friend is very amusing!
Demetri: All of those baboons are "soon-to-be-deceased" when I am being released from behind these bars!
Holmes (reading aloud): "Homicidal....tendencies....recommend....enema."
Demetri: It is being happy day, yes! Happy day for nothing entering my ass!

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