007: Raw Power

Frame 1 - Everyone in Gillian's Scion is being shoved out of the car.

Gillian: Out!

Frame 2 - The crowd starts to disperse out of the street. Everybody makes their way to their separate homes. The sun is setting and street lights are coming on.

Jed: What a day.
Nimrod: We should probably relax with some frosty video games.
Jed: Smash Brothers?
Nimrod: Indeed.

Frame 3 - The power suddenly shuts off to the entire neighborhood, leaving everything in darkness.

Jed: Nimrod, I believe you farted so hard that you devastated our local nuclear facilities.
Nimrod: It's a talent.

006: Mjölner

Frame 1 - Jed, Nimrod, Demetri, Cai, and Lucrecia Holmes are all stuffed comically into Gillian's Scion xB. She scowls as she drives.

Gillian: I can't believe none of you own a car.
Jed: I'm an environmentalist!
Nimrod: I'm cheap.
Gillian: Everyone please shut up. And whoever keeps trying to fondle me, stop.
Multiple Voices: Sorry.

Frame 2 - Exterior shot. Gillian's Scion drives by a large sign that reads "Juicy Acres."

Lucrecia: I don't remember our neighborhood actually having some ridiculous title.
Demetri: Is new! All things new are bad. You will see the end in this.
Jed: It doesn't even make sense.
Nimrod: I like it. "Juicy," like Gillian's thighs.

Frame 3 - All characters look completely taken aback inside the Scion.

Gillian: Jesus. The only way this drive could get any worse is if...no."
Nimrod: Yes!
Jed: He's locked the windows! My God, it's in my mouth, I can taste it!
Nimrod: That's right, fools, taste the wrath of Thor's Hammer!

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